Speaking of losing fluids, brb.
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Lost Fluid
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Snail Bob 4 Space
So they’re letting snails into space now? And to think I was rejected just because I have a chronic diarrhea condition. Honestly, what’s the worst that could happen?
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:P
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Super Duck Punch
Have you ever fantasized about punching a horse-sized duck? How about getting into a manly brawl with a hundred hamster-sized hippos? No? Well then, I’m sorry but I’m not sure we can be friends.
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Seeds
Although I normally jump at any chance to talk about spreading my seeds, recent warnings from the FBI reflection on my responsibilities to the community have made me reconsider documenting my thoughts on today’s game.
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Feed Me Moar
The first time I ate in a French restaurant, I wrote “feed me moar” in their book of impressions. Seriously, I get more food stuck between my teeth after visiting the Sizzler’s salad buffet.
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N Ninja 2
How many levels does this game have? 50? 100? At the rate it’s taking me to complete 1 level I should be done the game in… *calculator noises*… ummm… *googling noises*… one sec… *tv noises*… *Friends reruns noises*… *crying*… *talking in sleep…sounds like passages from Mein Kampf*…
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Mars Colonies
The only Mars colony I’m interested in is in my kitchen cabinet. Its entire population of 10 magically disappears every Saturday night during new episodes of Dr. Who. You know what I’m talking about.
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A Duck Has An Adventure
I assure you that whichever path this duck chooses, his life is gonna end up more awesome than mine will ever be.
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Leaf Me Alone
Puns! Gotta love ‘em. Can’t leaf with them, can’t leaf without them. Ha ha, get it? LEAF. Wait, I don’t get it.
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impossiBattle
If you feel like you don’t have enough time to play games, don’t worry this one won’t take long. Created by Ethan Levy, the genius behind Oh the Huge Manatee, and the manatee behind the Genius Bar.
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Moon Waltz
Ever waltzed with a werewolf in the pale moonlight? Me neither, but I have mooned my pale buttocks in the waltz-room of the Sandy Hook Retirement Home. Close enough.
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Infiltrating the Airship
Tonight I shall be infiltrating my own airship* – the airship of love.
*(My blowup doll Pamella Airderson)
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Swarm Defender
We seem to be suffering from a sudden case of no-comments-on-the-games-ititus. Now the adult thing for me to do would be to encourage conversation by writing a more stimulating post, but instead I am going to threaten you: more comments or tomorrow I post Gay Kiss. not that there’s anything wrong with gay kissing
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Gay Kiss
You did a great job with the comments yesterday guys! But I’m still going to punish you because Gament cheated by commenting twice and I’m still upset about Game of Thrones. So have fun spending the day gay kissing not that there’s anything wrong with gay kissing, right cynnicysm?
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Questopia
Well looking at the server logs you guys certainly excelled at yesterday’s gay kissing game. I’ve haven’t seen so many young men mashing lips with each other since that time… I… uh… I mean… WEBMASTER ABORT! *jumps out window*
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Mini Commando
I always go commando, but I assure you nothing about it is mini.
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Rocket Pets
Speaking of Rocket Pets, has anyone ever tried tying a Flashing Thunder firework pack to a cat to see how far it will go? Neither have I. I love animals. If you love animals stop reading.
(almost 12 feet!)
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Ticket
*We* won? If I won the lottery the first thing I would do is kick that lazy, mooching dog to the curb. No free rides here, baby.
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Run Ninja Run 3
Don’t get confused: Run Ninja Run 3 is not the squeal to N Ninja 2, nor is it another Ninja Game (even though it’s a ninja game). I guess ninjas are the new zombies.
Angry Husky: Did somebody say zombies?
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